yo-hoo big Frozen genderbend dump ^———-^
oh my god I completely forgot about Vampires Suck
is that jerry russo
ALRIGHT CALM DOWN THERE METATRON
I love how in the supernatural fandom Satan isn’t even the worst thing we can call someone
they put “honors student” in his description jfc
Here’s my theory. The Harry Potter trio are actually representations of the other houses. Hermione is Ravenclaw. Ron is Hufflepuff. Harry is Slytheryn. They’re all in Gryffindor because they asked. In fact, everyone in that house could have been in another house if they hadn’t asked to be in Gryffindor. You have be ask to be in Gryffindor because their most defining feature is bravery and anyone can choose to be brave.
You flirted with Sherlock Holmes?
not wanting me.
the beginning of me.
thank you. ❞
The Hurt (Nayyirah Waheed)
Virginity only matters if you’re lighting the black flame candle to summon witches.
Actually, When people talk about “blood of a virgin”, what’s actually meant is “virgin blood”, aka blood that’s never before been used in a ritual.
Therefore, virginity doesn’t matter for anything.
*noises of comprehension and frustration that I didn’t make that connection before*
Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it”
Then watch them crash and burn
people who overreact about other people cutting up books to make art
Are you actually serious right now??
People who think cutting up books is art
this totally isn’t art
i could do this in my sleep
The sarcasm in this…. It is AMAZING
my friend started his oral presentation today by ripping up his notes and saying ‘i brought notes in today, but i’m not going to use them’ and everyone was so surprised
a few seconds later he pulled out different notes in his pocket and said ‘i’ll be using these instead’ and i lost my shit